Nobody mistakes an X7 for a practical choice, and the person behind the wheel of one isn't trying to convince anyone it is. This specific truck comes with front and rear heated multi-contour seats across all three rows, a five-zone climate system, and the Active Driving Assistant Pro that takes over in stop-and-go traffic so the driver arrives as composed as when they left. You're already deciding whether the ash grain black trim with matte bronze wood reads better in morning light or at night under the parking structure at the restaurant you've been meaning to try.

The 21-inch bi-color Y-spoke wheels and the trailer hitch exist on the same vehicle here, which tells you exactly what kind of buyer BMW had in mind when they specced this one out, and it isn't the buyer who has to choose between looking the part and being useful. The Live Cockpit Pro navigation, the wifi hotspot, and the Apple CarPlay integration mean that the people in all three rows stay connected on their own terms, while the Hi-Fi sound system keeps the cabin itself from ever feeling like a shuttle.